Location: Forage in Silverlake, last Friday night

Look: actually, there were so many queers here on a Friday at 8pm that I don’t know where to begin. My particular favorite was a dapper butch couple – both easily could have passed for cis-male (maybe they were trans or other-gendered, I don’t know), both sported a kind of 50s retro Mad Men style: slicked hair, polo shirts, skinny trousers, brogues. They were the proverbial shit. My gf and I almost choked on our holistically farmed kale salads.

Reminder: lesbians like to eat healthy, local, organic, etc. So far, this restaurant and the farmer’s market are better than any gay bar.